Sweat Pants?

http://thedw.us/post/298503805/chainsawsuit

The Necky

From the makers of the snuggie?
http://thedw.us/post/285046923/informercial-of-the-day-necky-the-snuggie-for

The Summer Snuggie

http://www.thefrisky.com/post/246-wet-blanket-snuggie-towel-for-summer/#When:17:45:01Z?eref=RSS

WTF Blanket